I Had a Fist Fight with an Emo Outside Subway

I had a fist fight with an emo outside Subway last Monday

But it was fun, mate

I had a fist fight with an emo outside Subway last Monday

But it was fun, mate

I was one man deep, just me (Just me)

In a Subway on my street (My street)

Opposite to the KFC and two doors down from HMV

Can I get the BMT for bread? I want the herbs and cheese

Can I get it toasted please? I don't mind paying an extra fee

Person behind me starts to laugh

They got on black gloves and they're a fan of MCR (I rate it)

Half their face was pierced, their ear lobes had bare metal in (Too much)

They had on massive boots and I don't want them to kick my shin (No way)

They said my sandwich was crap

Sorry, I had to tell you, out of everything on the menu you ordered that?

Like, what's wrong with ham?

I tried to walk away and be the bigger man (Bigger man)

But they squared up and they slapped it out of my hand

I had a fist fight with an emo outside Subway last Monday

But it was fun, mate

I had a fist fight with an emo outside Subway last Monday

But it was fun, mate

I had a fist fight with an emo outside Subway last Monday

But it was fun, mate

I had a fist fight with an emo outside Subway last Monday

But it was fun, mate

I don't have time for this man, I've got to get back to college

I don't want your sandwich knowledge (No)

You probably order a slice of ham with just bare olives

I'm the type to just have a can of Fosters (One can)

You're the type to bark at me if I took your can of Monster

I said you're the type to go and get a pet frog (Pet frog)

They didn't like that so they put me in a headlock (Wow)

It was a strong one to be fair, I tried to act like I don't care

But then they tackled me to the ground and now I'm struggling to get air (No way)

The cashier was a top bloke (A top one)

There are emos on the till now, it's like they're jumping off of the top rope

I said I'm sorry, but what am I sorry for? (For what?)

They said my food was shit and now I'm laying on the floor (I can't believe it)

I had a fist fight with an emo outside Subway last Monday

But it was fun, mate

I had a fist fight with an emo outside Subway last Monday

But it was fun, mate

I had a fist fight with an emo outside Subway last Monday

But it was fun, mate

I had a fist fight with an emo outside Subway last Monday

But it was fun, mate