Princess

I start my day with a breakfast of bologna Then I'm ridin round the kingdom on my electric pink pony Keeping a lookout in every direction I'm in charge of my kingdom's personal protection The collection of jewels alone will impress No stress, though, no one will mess—not with this princess Just 'cause i'm cute and my dress has frills Doesn't mean i can't be dangerous—hey, i got skills I'M A PRINCESS! WATCH OUT, BAD GUYS I'M THE PRINCESS IN MY ELECTRIC PINK DRESS I ALSO LIKE BUTTERFLIES Tea time! Everyone's excited Sit down, Have some cookies and some tea, You're invited. Like the flowers? They're called morning glories Hey—that reminds me of a story A long time ago a dragon came to town Everybody got scared; They said, "take the dragon down!" That didn't seem right, to slay a dragon So i tamed the dragon! Now the dragon pulls my wagon! Do ya like her? She's so cute, eh? Her name's Morning Glory. I'M A PRINCESS! I'M NOT SCARED OF NO DRAGON! I'M THE PRINCESS IN MY ELECTRIC PINK DRESS NOBODY MESSES WITH THE PRINCESS I've got a bling-bling jewel-encrusted castle My Medieval bicycle has sparkly tassels My army of knights has the shiniest armor When I need to get groceries, I got a personal farmer I'm the top of my class, with my slippers made of glass If you see me come joustin', you better move fast Oh! nobody can wear a tiara like me I'm the kind of princess everybody wants to be I'M A PRINCESS! I'VE GOT A THRONE IN MY BEDROOM I'M THE PRINCESS IN MY ELECTRIC PINK DRESS I'M THE BELLE OF THE BALL, DING DONG! I'M THE PRINCESS, WOO! I'M NOT THE FROG-KISSING KIND I'M THE PRINCESS IN MY ELECTRIC PINK DRESS NOBODY MESSES WITH THE PRINCESS End