You got to tiptoe through the tulips, baby, skip to the loo, my darlin'

Can't let your booty drag when skipping to the loo

You got to let the booty do what it do when you're skipping to the loo

You got poop, you know what to do

You got to tiptoe through the tulips, baby

Can't let your booty drag when skipping to the loo

Now let me tell you when your hip bone gone and you can't do nothing

Here's a little funky something something

As long as your heart is pumping, this is what you do

And if your hips are swoopy do down, baby, I do have a clue

Now move your booty because I know you feel it down in your shoes

Damn, I like that wiggle. Yeah, that's nice

Get low, fellas

You got to tiptoe through the tulips, baby

Don't let your booty drag when skipping to the loo

Oh yeah, I promise to keep this shit hittin'

Long as your motor keep purring like a kitten

I flip the lyrics like a finger

A bird is the word

I like to be funky like a farmer, not quite a turd

Word

My message to you, son of a bitch

Tiptoe, fuck it

You got to tiptoe through the tulips, baby

Skip to the loo

Don't let your booty drag when skipping to the loo

You got to let the booty do what it do when you're skipping to the loo

You got poop

You know what to do

You got to tiptoe through the tulips, baby

Skip to the loo, my dawg

Can't let your booty drag when skipping to the loo

Categorizing the prima facie duty

A moral duty

A duty proper

I won't stop you if you're ignorant to the circumstances of the action

Michael Jackson had to swill between the lyrics

Brown hollered for the dollar so that we could pop a collar

George Clinton didn't take showers

Them **** played for hours

That's straight from Ricky Vincent's book

Y'all better look, babe

Don't run me no bath. (But you funky!)

That's right, and I'm going to keep that

I'm going to stay funky as long as I be back

Got a Cadillac parked in the yard

Slapping dominoes and playing cards

Got pork smoking on the barbecue

And Miller High Life is my favorite group

I funk you if you can't take a joke or two

That's just the way that I funk with you