Born Weird (Dr. D Intro)

Back in school

I didn’t fit in

My glasses were thick

And my mustache was thin

I was strong in the B.O.

And weak in the chin

Oh, it seemed like I never could win

I’d fall for a girl

But I never could date her

I'd call her on the phone

And breathe like Darth Vader

I only knew the touch

Of a pocket calculator

Again and again and again

I was born weird

I was born weird

Always a nerd

Genetically Predisposed

I was born weird  

I was born weird

Raised on the sounds

Of the Doctor Demento Show

He kept a playing Weird Al

On the radio

Saw a girl and fell in love

That’s when I joined the math club

But my calculus wasn’t strong enough

Her name was Vivian

I ate my lunch  in the computer lab

Even the teachers thought it was sad

Just me and my bologna again and again

Again and again and again

I was born weird

I was born weird

Always a nerd

Genetically Predisposed

I was born weird  

I was born weird

Raised on the sounds

Of the Doctor Demento Show

He kept a playing Weird Al

On the radio

(Al shredding on the accordion)

Now I’m grown, I play in a band

I still sing about Vivian

Again and again and again

Again and again again

I was born weird

I was born weird