When you met me at the party, you thought I was a nice guy

But you didn't have a clue at what was going on inside

I ordered you a drink and asked you for a dance

But all I really wanted was to smell your underpants

I'm a pervert, a pervert

Can't change the way I am

I'm a pervert, a pervert

Don't wanna shake my hand

That night, you asked me over to watch Hollywood Squares

You left me in your room, I left a stain on your teddy bear

Can you see it in my eyes? Can you see it in my smile?

Can you see that I imagine you do it doggy style?

I'm a pervert, a pervert

I've got sweaty palms

I'm a pervert, a pervert

It just goes on and on

On and on

You called me on the phone, you said you wanted to talk

But how could you have known what I was doing with my sock?

So you wanna be my girlfriend? Will you love me anymore

When you catch me with my Polaroid outside your bathroom door?

I'm a pervert, a pervert

That's just the way I am

I'm a pervert, a pervert

Don't wanna shake my hand

I'm a pervert, a pervert

I've got sweaty palms

I'm a pervert, a pervert

It just goes on and on

On and on