Boys Light Up

Boys Light Up

Let me tell you about my mountain home

Where all the ladies names are Joan

Where husband works back late at night

Hopes are up for trousers down

With hostess on a business flight

Taxi in a Mercedes drive

I hope that driver's coming out alive

The garden it is dorsetted

That lady she's so corseted

She's got 15 ways to lead that boy astray

He thinks he's one and only

But that lovely she's so lonely

She pumps him full of breakfast and she sends him on his way

What a sing song dance

What a performance

What a cheap tent show

Oh no no no no no

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Silently she opens the drawer

Mother's little helper is coming out for more

Strategically positioned before the midday show

Her back is arched, those lips are parched

Repeated blow by blow

Later at the party all the MP's rave

About the hummers she's been giving

And the money that they save

To her it is skin lotion

For him promotion to

That flat in surfers paradise with the ocean view

What a sing song dance

What a performance

What a cheap ten show

Oh no no no no no

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