Handyman

I'm thinking of back in time Back when I was 10. Me and my Dad on a Saturday afternoon. Just two boys in the garage Painting all the walls red He said "Son This is how you use the roller." He said "Son This is how you use the paint." "Now listen Son This is how you spread it all up on the walls And down the floor And up the ceiling." I'm going to be a Handyman Now it's Monday night And I'm trying to read a book on my bedside My dad comes in when I call his name The lights gone out and I don't know what to do So, he grabs a brand-new lightbulb And shows me He said the first thing You've got to push it in And twist to the left, nice and gentle Always remember Righty tighty, lefty loosey Easy Righty tighty, lefty loosey I'm going to be a Handyman I'm going to be a Handyman Now several years have passed And I've got my own little garage With a well-stocked toolbox And all that posh gear for the garden.