Come on, Sean

Margaret is clean

Like the girls in magazines

Hums a melody while trimming her garden

She takes a while

Sean works patiently and smiles

Waiting for his manhood to harden

Grab the hose and spray

His only job is to

Just plant the seeds

Clean out the pipes

Then pull the weeds

What’s his is hers

Wet under sprinklers

She just needs one more thing before he goes

Grab the hose and spray

His only job is to

Just plant the seeds

Clean out the pipes

Then pull the weeds

The soil won’t be fertile for too long

Come on sean

Turn up the horsepower

I know you wanna let it all go

The blowers will do their thing

Shovel the leaves

Wack those weeds

Feed the birds

Swat the bees

Come right on through the back fence

You just have to kinda shove it open

Keep pushing sean

Just like that

To her dismay

The flowers wilt away

The sun dries up the lawn

Goodbye sean

Margrets gone

Goodbye sean

Margrets gone