If I Had a Tail

They call me sassy when I'm strollin' down the street They call me classy when I'm servin' just the best I can be deadly when I find somebody lovely And now I'm ready like a kitty in a dress Don't call me mean, I just want someone to love me Someone to lick my wounds and kiss my aching body My desperation knows no termination, baby (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) Now would you love me if I was somebody else? Wish I had a tail Wish I had a tail 'Cause if I did, then I would swing it, be swingin' it in front of you If I had a tail If I had a tail Yeah, if I did, then I would swing it, be swingin' it in front of you I would swing it to the beat, I'd be a mover And everyone'd be jealous of my tush I just wanna be that one that makes you droo-ool (oh) Know I'd be a super-duper, cooler, naughty, smoother little puss Wish I had a tail Wish I had a tail 'Cause if I did, then I would swing it, be swingin' it in front of you If I had a tail If I had a tail Yeah, if I did, then I would swing it, be swingin' it in front of you Now don't call me mean, I just want someone to love me Someone to lick my wounds and kiss my aching body My desperation knows no termination, baby Now would you, would you love me if I was somebody else? Wish I had a tail Wish I had a tail 'Cause if I did, then I would swing it, be swingin' it in front of you If I had a tail If I had a tail Yeah, if I did, then I would swing it, be swingin' it in front of you Wish I had a tail Wish I had a tail 'Cause if I did, then I would swing it, be swingin' it in front of you If I had a tail If I had a tail Yeah, if I did, then I would swing it, be swingin' it in front of you