Unpredictable

(This is the story... of Larry Loops) Hey, my name's Larry Loops, but they call me loopy My best friend, that's Gary Gooch but we call him Gucci! I'm from the UK, he's from the US But we both love Double D boobies! (Haha) He wants to introduce himself So now would you please excuse me... "Hey, I'm Gary Gooch, you can call me Gucci I'm looking for a bitch that's boujee, I love me a big fat booty" Ok let's remain on task You told me you wanted to break out fast From this loony bin, when they threw me in You said we'd be out in a flash! It feels like my brain's turning to mash And I don't know how much longer I can last It's constant pain, I'm going insane It's so fucked up now lemme explain... They try to feed me drugs that turn me to a vegetable I hide them underneath my tongue so they will never know They think they know me but I'm telling you they really don't I'm so crazy, psycho, I am unpredictable... I'm a really friendly fucked up individual Hello, how's your day? I couldn't give a fuck you know Today I might play, with my testicles I'm so crazy, psycho, I am unpredictable... You see, they all think we're braindead They're not expecting a breakout It's gonna be Shawshank Redemption 2 Once we tunnel our way out "That's right... Ima make this whole motherfuckin world my playground" Ok but for now just lay low And don't swallow those pills ok bro... They try to feed me drugs that turn me to a vegetable I hide them underneath my tongue so they will never know They think they know me but I'm telling you they really don't I'm so crazy, psycho, I am unpredictable... I'm a really friendly fucked up individual Hello, how's your day? I couldn't give a fuck you know Today I might play, with my testicles I'm so crazy, psycho, I am unpredictable... Yeah, I'm sick and twisted A loose cannon, a misfit But I will fight for my freedom I'm gonna take a chance and risk it Because tonight is the night Yeah I guess it's now or never... Listen up Gucci, don't make a sound Tiptoe like cinderella... "Yeah ok no problem, hope I don't lose my slipper Haha, wait a sec... is this the tunnel? Why didn't you make it bigger?" No time to explain, no time to bicker Now please start moving quicker A few minutes later... We are finally out this shitter! (Oh yeah!) But, as soon as we touch the ground The spotlight hits us, they release the hounds Somebody shouts "FREEZE!" And before I know it I'm on my knees Gary manages to break free Shouting "YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!" Unfortunately that didn't last Because "they're biting my fuckin ass!" Ahhhhhh shit... Now we're locked up getting treated like some criminals Straight jacket in a padded room, but trust me I'll be out soon I'm so crazy, psycho, I am unpredictable...