Hypocrite

Oh, hello

I am so glad that you're here (good evening)

My name is Moses

And I am a Christian

I hope that you find me sincere (God Bless)

I love to read to the children

And be a role model to them and my peers

And I don't like touching

I'm abstinent

I find premarital sex very weird

(**** you lyin')

Maybe

I don't give a fuck

I hope you have a stroke

And end up on a monitor (bitch)

My mama got some pills in the cabinet

I'm 'bout to grab a baggie and get half of 'em

To sell 'em to an officer (cap)

Tryna watch my evеry move

But I'm too far ahead for you ****

You gon' have to go and cop you somе binoculars (facts)

I can see through you paper thin ass ****

If they trippin'

I won't hesitate to rip 'em out and wad 'em up

Ahem

Fuck you with a cactus

On a mattress

Made out of candy canes

Sharpened on the glass tip

While an actress

Ear fucks you with a magnet

Just to fuck what you **** heard

While attractin'

(All that bad shit)

No lube, use the acid

And I hope the paramedics get stuck in traffic

Tryna come and save you from this madness

The point is fuck you

Life's a dick

That motha fucka never flaccid

Sorry

I don't really know what came over me

But I feel so much better now

I was checkin' the weather

Was hoping for sunshine

But I guess it's gon' be wet for now

And I hate to bother you

Would you mind helping me

Moving my bed around?

Thank you

Yeah, right there

Now shut the fuck up, bitch

You better not make a sound!

Move yo' ass to the basement

Watch you struggle on the pavement

While I choke you with an anklet

No use in fightin' my insane grip

Shut the fuck up and suffocate, bitch

And when yo' family files

A missing persons statement

With the cops

I won't say shit

To the agent

Matter fact

I'ma show 'em messages

That I may have sent to myself

From you sayin' you're on vacation

On beach with a blanket

Half naked

I don't know what you all take me for

There's no Plan B for me like a pregnant whore

Bitch, you an ant I'm a Megazord

That's not a metaphor

I'ma be stompin' you **** down

Lower than my cousins credit score

Then I will post the pictures on a Reddit forum

I hope you're ready for this Armageddon war

(We about to take a field trip)

Oh, hello officer

Well, the last time I talked to him

He said he was going on vacation

(We about to take a field trip, ****!)

No, here-here are the text messages right here

Oh, oh

Well, maybe you can come in

And I'll help answer some of your questions

I'll be sure to help