This Wedding Is Stupid

This wedding is stupid This wedding is dumb They've promised me cake But all I've got are crumbs I'm Dionysus in a sport coat With a death glare and a sore throat I will turn this fucking party upside down This atmosphere's putrid This venue's a slum This union affirms for me This game of zero sum I am not here for the love songs Or the father-daughter dance I am here to reevaluate my future as it stands Whether or not it's meant to be Whether or not I live in peace Was it an omen when, down my street Fluttered a grave made of polystyrene And when I read out "R.I.P." Did that still mean what it's meant to mean Or was it nothing more than meme Oh, what a paradise it seemed If the world doesn't end Keep me on the guest list But the world's gonna end So take me off the guest list If the world doesn't end Keep me on the guest list But the world's gonna end So take me off the guest list (Take me off the guest list! Take me off the guest list)