Stop the World

One, two, three, four

Save my money in a pickle jar

But the jar ain't big, so I'll never buy a car

I ain't got a car, then I ain't got a life

If I ain't got a life, then I'll never find a wife

Hate to be the one to complain

But I know I'm the one to blame

Stop the world, I wanna get off

Sick and tired of playin' lies, and I'm pissed off

Now stop the world, I wanna get off

Sick and tired of playin' lies, and I'm pissed off

I can't get ahead 'cause I can't get head

If I can't get head, I never got to bed

I don't go to bed, then I'm always tired

If I'm always tired, then I'll never get hired

I don't get hired, then I'm all alone

So I dip it in the honey and I make it come home

Hate to be the one to complain

But I know I'm the one to blame

Stop the world, I wanna get off

Sick and tired of playin' lies, and I'm pissed off

Stop the world, I wanna get off

I'm sick and tired of playin' lies, and I'm pissed off

*Slurping*

*Coughing*

Turns out daddy had a whole lotta money

Then he died last week and shit got sunny

I went to the lawyer and I got my check

Then I got me a chick with some big giant lips

Big giant lips, big giant lips, oh

I got all this money but I'm still alone

Got a big white house, but it ain't no home

Hate to be the one to complain

But I know I'm the one to blame

Stop the world, I wanna get off

Sick and tired of playin' lies, and I'm pissed off

I said, stop the world, I wanna get off

Sick and tired of playin' lies, and I'm pissed off

Stop the world, I wanna get off

I'm sick and tired of playin' lies, and I'm pissed off

And now stop the world, I wanna get off

I'm sick and tired of playin' lies, and I'm pissed off

Now stop the world, I wanna get off

I'm sick and tired of playin' lies, and I'm pissed off

And now stop the world, stop the world

Stop the world, stop the world

Stop, stop, stop, stop

Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop

Stop

Uh

Everybody sucks

What the fuck?