I heard you like the sound

Of your new house keys

And you like the way she dances

But I tell myself she ain't as funny as me

I heard you had the time

To talk to our old folks

And you're doing mighty fine

But I tell myself she doesn't get the inside jokes

You know it's not much fun

Being the crazy one

I heard you had the time

To talk to my best friend

Well I thought that you were busy

And you said that you were busy

I heard you miss the sound

Of my southern drawl

But you're making better money

I guess my jokes they aren't that funny after all

You know it's not much fun

Being the crazy one

Gonna go out and have some fun

Cuz they call me the crazy one

I'm crazy cause I cried

Crazy cause I cared

And I'm crazy

I'm crazy don't you think you could have done a little better baby

I heard she's sweet to you

When you get too drunk

But that sweetness won't last

When you're thinking about the crazy one