Every now and then, I think the world's a scary place
But I remember it looks better with a pie thrown at your face
If the glass looks half-empty, break off the empty half
And use it as a pirate's leg, give everyone a laugh!
Rubber duckies, wind-up monkeys, six-foot leprechauns
Well, life's my stage, a laugh parade
Yeah, that's my kinda song
Hey, hey!
