Getting Married Tomorrow

Love is treading water

In a whirlpool of your tears

And so am I for Phoebe!

And I for Ganymede!

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And I for Rosalind!

And I for no woman!

Love is letting cupid stab you

Daily with his spears

And so am I for Phoebe!

And I for Ganymede!

And I for Rosalind!

And I for no woman!

Love is gripping on to hope

She'll realize you're alive

And knowing that without her

You may not survive

And so am I for Phoebe!

And I for Ganymede!

And I for Rosalind!

And I for no female human!

Since you know it's true

How can you blame me for loving you?

Who are you talking to?

To her that isn't here and doesn't hear me

Since you know it's true

How can you blame me for loving you like I do?

I do

I do

I do

I do

I do

I do

I-

Stop!

I will help you if I can

So listen up, here’s the plan:

If I ever have a wife, she’ll be you

And I’m getting married tomorrow

If she’s your wish, I’ll grant that too

And you’re getting married tomorrow

If I ever satisfy a man, I’ll make you get your way

So meet me here in the morning

For your wedding day

I’m getting married tomorrow?

I’m getting married tomorrow?

But—

Don’t ask questions, girl — just trust!

I’m getting married tomorrow!

I’m getting married tomorrow!

I’m getting married tomorrow!

Spoiler alert! It’s a happy ending

We’re all getting married tomorrow!

Your dukeness, we’ve just received news from arden!

Your daughter’s getting married tomorrow!

Your niece is getting married tomorrow!

To the sons of Sir Roland du Bois!

They’re all getting married tomorrow!

I will address a mighty power, and on foot, will take my brother in Arden, and put him to the sword!!

Yes, your dukeness!

No one’s getting married tomorrow!

No one’s getting married tomorrow!

Mount your horses, men — let’s go!

Cause no one’s getting married tomorrow!

Alright, everyone, we’ve gotta plan a quadruple wedding in under two minutes. Let’s move, people!

I’m getting married tomorrow!

I’m getting married tomorrow!

Get me to the church on time!

I’m getting married tomorrow!

I’m getting married tomorrow!

I’m getting married tomorrow!

Who’s getting married?

I’m getting married

I’m getting married tomorrow!

I’m getting married tomorrow!

I’m getting married tomorrow!

Meet me here at dawn

Now go on, get gone!

I’m getting married

I’m getting married

I’m getting married tomorrow!