The Spectrum of Sexuality

The modern world's a sexual cornucopia We take comfort knowing if we're this or that No longer simply straight or gay, there's a mind-boggling array And we all are searching for a home to hang our boner's hat Let's begin with the simple andro-sexual That's an any-gendered person who fucks men But if there's a part-time dickin' and also ladies you'll be sticking Then you could be bi or cisgen-MSM Now should you require romance to get you into no pants Then a demi-sexual is what you'd be And the omnisexual or pan will bed all genders, understand? While polysexuals don't fuck all just two or three Yes, siree on the spectrum of sexuality So, you're telling me there's a category for everybody? I don't believe it Oh, Yeah? Try me I sashayed like a nancy boy to make ladies shriek A gender-normative gynophile with a homophobic streak I was a femme andro-genoid from a distant outer space A polysexual gender non-conformist textbook case I died from drugs and heartbreak forced to hide my same-sex love I fucked ladies who fucked ladies who fucked me Hmm, a classic closeted, bisexual and a philandering cisgen male There's a name for anything you care to be, don't you see? On the spectrum of sexuality Some prefer to be alone when they get naughty They're only turned on by the sight of their own body Well, it's logical as it's lexical, they're simply auto-sexual Like, oh, so many more from sea to sea Whatever horny predilection makes you wet or prompts erection It's all there, on the spectrum of sexuality