Nothing Bad's Ever Gonna Happen Again

I'm so happy that i'm crying

No, seriously, I'm so happy that I'm crying

I've been holding back for years

(No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yes!)

Now my eyes are leaking justice

Taste the justice in these tears

(I'll take your word for it, son)

I was angry but that's over

I was lonely, that was then

(That was then)

Now, I've got myself a feeling

I said I've got myself a feeling

That

Nothing bad, nothing bad's ever gonna happen again

'Cause nothing bad, nothing bad's ever gonna happen again

Well, I'm so happy that I'm crying

I'm in heaven, I'm in love

Now my life will be exactly like the one I'm dreaming of

Someday this will be remembered

As the very moment when

Nothing bad, nothing bad ever ever happened again

Because nothing bad, nothing bad's ever gonna happen again

Well, I'm not quite sure what happened

But things worked out alright

Now I'll be myself forever

And forever starts tonight

So don't wait up for me, Grandma

I'm not coming home 'til (nine) ten!

Nothing bad, nothing bad's ever gonna happen again

I said nothing bad, nothing bad's ever gonna happen again

Nothing bad (Nothing bad)

Nothing bad (Nothing bad)

From this point on, we're only feeling glad

(Yeah! Yeah!)

(Yeah!) No more tears, only laughter

We'll be happy ever after

Nothing bad, nothing bad's ever gonna happen again

And yet the errors of my past still sting (Sting)

I mean the whole "I killed your parents" thing (Killed your parents thing)

The scale of my transgression

And the evil that's involved

Pose a problem of forgiveness

Well, you can call that problem solved!

And tomorrow is not gonna be like yesterday

'Cause I can see the future

And I'm telling ya, it's gonna turn out perfect

For all of us!

We've all got decent housing

Every woman, every man

We're covered by a universal health insurance plan

It even covers Bobby, Brenda, Bambi, Bjorn, and Ben

And nothing bad, nothing bad ever ever happens again

There are no assassinations

No more conflicts overseas

We conquered mental illness and venereal disease!

Our planet runs on happiness, somebody shout amen

Nothing bad, nothing bad, ever, ever, ever

Under any circumstances

Ever, ever happens again

Nothing bad (Nothing bad)

Nothing bad (Nothing bad)

Nothing cruel, uncool, or even slightly sad (No, no, no)

We've worked out all our issues

So throw away your tissues

Nothing bad, nothing bad's ever gonna happen again

So long to class distinctions, class dismissed

(Bye, bye, bye)

Racism? It's gone! It don't exist!

(Kumbaya)

No more sickness, no more hunger

No more bloodshed, no more war

We'll live in peace and love

And rock and roll forevermore!

Nothing bad (Nothing bad)

Nothing bad (Nothing bad)

Nothing cruel, or mean, or even slightly sad (No, no, no)

It's for real, no pretending

Just an endless happy ending

That's the moral of the story

Everything is hunky-dory

For God's sake don't be snobby

Buy a sweatshirt in the lobby!

Nothing bad, nothing bad's ever gonna happen again

(No, no, no)

Nothing bad, nothing bad's ever gonna happen again

(No, no, no)

Nothing bad, nothing bad's ever, ever, ever, gonna happen again

Yeah!