You're a tin man

A machine

With an iPhone in the place your heart should be

At the slightest indication that you might end up unseen

You get mean, mmm

And I'm a scarecrow

Stuffed with hay

I designed myself to scare your love away

At the slightest whiff that somebody might love me anyway

I get afraid, mmm

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain

Keeping our relationship in place

Don't look too close, cause underneath the makeup

These tears are melting me away

You're a tornado

And now I'm pretty sure I'm not in Kansas anymore

So blow wind blow

The golden road is weary but at least it's colorful

I thought you could fix all our flaws

But there's no such land as Oz

"You're a lion

You're a beast"

That's what you tell me as we tumble in the sheet

But if I don't perform then it's a chilly couple weeks of critiques, mmm

And I'm a munchkin

Two feet tall

When I saw you growing I get small

Full of bitter feelings that I soak in alcohol

'Til you call, mmm

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain

Keeping our relationship in place

Don't look too close, cause underneath the makeup

These tears are melting me away

You're a tornado

And now I'm pretty sure I'm not in Kansas anymore

So blow wind blow

The golden road is weary but at least it's colorful

I thought you could fix all our flaws

But there's no such land as Oz

I clicked my heels said it's not real

The last year was just a dream (just a dream, just a dream, just a dream)

I thought you came from the blue to wave your wand and fix me

You're a tornado

And now I'm pretty sure I'm not in Kansas anymore

So blow wind blow

I'm golden road is weary but at least it's colorful

I thought you could fix all our flaws

But there's no such land as Oz