TV-Sized Guitar

The bar was filled with girls young and hot When I saw a blondie sitting in bar's best spot And she was watching guy from nextdoor As he ripped his grandpa's guitar Oh, I know that he wasn't water clear At the break I had to find some drinks to do It was time to get a collar little loose When I struggled with my shirt's buttons Guitarist was taking new shots Sweet end for the night remained as a dream If I could get a TV-sized guitar The one rockers always had I would even trade it to my clothes If it was all white and black And girls would recognize my guitar The one rockers always had And propably they would see after all Also the player 2 feet tall I decided to get to bottom of this Nextdoor guy has ladies, why it is? He came to the store with new car Had ladies waiting in the bar And a guitar laying on the back seat I think I may have cracked this case His secret was especially saturday He got thousands from every show he played Gave hundreds for the valet With his guitar he lived the way he liked If I could get a TV-sized guitar The one rockers always had I would even trade it to my clothes If it was all white and black Oh, here we go! If I could get a TV-sized guitar The one rockers always had I would even trade it to my clothes If it was all white and black And girls would recognize my guitar The one rockers always had And propably they would see after all Also the player 2 feet tall And girls would recognize my guitar The one rockers always had And propably they would see after all Also the player 2 feet tall