What Ever Happened To

What ever happened to pink-haired Alison A casualty casually occupying Her 5th floor east side apartment Accompanied only by Adie the tabby cat She was lonely long before Loneliness became the fad And what about Ashton Down in Asheville town She lost it all in the divorce But found half her smile again She said it wasn't very nice Not telling her I'd come around But I was only passing through And I'd run out of things to talk about And what ever happened to Jesse Edmonds Man I heard he lost his fucking mind one night And just walked into the Cumberland And apparently they never ever found his phone And no one's really sure to this day If all the accounts got closed And by the way did his friend Jake Ever fuck that ex Or did all they ever do Was trade those pitifully sad drunken texts What I want to know Is who wants to know And does anybody care Not that I really care Oh no I don't care And what ever happened to Adie the tabby cat