Heaven's Got a Hell of a Beach

Is it a white sand beach Is it golden Is it 76 degrees year round in the ocean Bet the sky's a shade of blue That you've only ever seen in a cartoon Have you run into anyone you used to know I like to think that somehow That all these tears I've cried Is the saltwater at your feet On the other side Bet you're catching waves we never could down here With the locals and the angels and a couple of beers Longboard walks with Jesus While the sun sets tangerine Oh, I bet heavens got a hell of a beach Couple miles off the golden road Bet theres a beachside bar with fish tacos And a breeze in the air that smells like Coppertone If you see my grandpa would you take him out Get him on a board and teach him how Keep him busy til the day I paddle out I like to think somehow That all these tears I've cried Is the saltwater at your feet On the other side Bet you're catching waves we never could down here With the locals and the angels and a couple of beers Longboard walks with Jesus While the sun sets tangerine Oh, I bet heavens got a hell of a beach No sunburns no large crowds Just palm trees no rain clouds Just coastline as far as the eye can see No sunburns no large crowds Just palm trees no rain clouds Just coastline as far as the eye can see Bet you're catching waves we never could down here With the locals and the angels and a couple of beers Longboard walks with Jesus While the sun sets tangerine Oh, I bet heavens got a hell of a beach Oh, I bet heavens got a hell of a beach Oh, I bet heavens got a hell of a beach Oh, I bet heavens got a hell of a beach