Razzmatazz (Acoustic Version)

The trouble with your brother

He's always sleeping with your mother

And I know that your sister

Missed her time again this month

Am I talking too fast or are you just playing dumb?

If you want I can write it down

It shouldn't matter to you, 'cos aren't you the one

Oh, with your razzmatazz and the nights on the town?

Uh oh oh

Oh, you knew it and you blew it, didn't you, babe?

I was lying when I asked you to stay

And now no one's gonna care if you don't call when you said

And he's not coming 'round tonight to try and talk you into bed

And all those stupid little things, they ain't working

No, they ain't working anymore

You started getting fatter

Three weeks after I left you

And now you're, you're going with some kid

Who looks like some bad comedian

Are you gonna go out or are you staying at home

Eating boxes of Milk Tray?

Or watch TV on your own? Oh, aren't you the one

With your razzmatazz and the nights on the town?

Uh oh oh

And your father wants to help you, doesn't he, babe?

But your mother wants to put you away

And now no one's gonna care if you don't call when you said

And he's not coming round tonight to try and talk you into bed

And all those stupid little things, they ain't working

No, they ain't working anymore

Oh well, I saw you at the doctors

Waiting for a test

You're trying to look like some kind of heiress

But your face is such a mess

And now you're going to a party

And leaving on your own

Oh, I'm sorry but didn't you say

A-things go better with a little bit of razzmatazz?

Ma-ma-mow, mow, ma-mow, mow, mow, mow

Ma-ma-mow, mow, ma-mow, mow, mow, mow, mow

Mow, mow, ma-mow, mow, mow, mow

Ma-ma-mow, mow, ma-mow, mow

And now no one's gonna care if you don't call when you said

And he's not coming round tonight to try and talk you into bed

Now it's half past ten in the evening

And you wish that you were dead

'Cos all those stupid little things, they ain't working

No, they ain't working anymore