Planet of the Apes

Planet of the apes

You're a primate, primate

Planet of the apes

You're what I hate, I hate

This orangutan

Is a one-man gang

Is a fuckin' goon

A big, fat-ass baboon

Planet of the apes, planet of the apes

Planet

Planet of the apes, planet of the apes

Planet

Planet of the apes

You are so wrong, so wrong

Planet of the dinks

Here comes King Kong, ding-dong

You're a simian

You're the missing link

This club's a zoo thanks to you

And your gorilla buddies, too

Planet of the apes, planet of the apes

Planet

Planet of the apes, planet of the apes

Planet

Planet of the apes, planet of the apes

Planet

Planet of the apes, planet of the apes

Planet

Monkey see, monkey do

A shot upside the head for you