Liar Liar

Hello will you vote for me your hair looks great today

If I get elected we’ll have ice cream every day

Scooters in the hallways all you have to do is vote

We will have a petting zoo so you can pet a goat

You are making promises you know you’ll never keep

Once you are class president you’re gonna take some heat

I don’t care ‘bout that now I’ll say anything to win

That’s just what you do when you’re a politician (pahl-i-tish-ee-en)

La-la-liar liar

Pa-pants on fire

To be elected

Tell ‘em what they wanna hear

La-la-liar liar

Pa-pants on fire

They always buy it

If you make it sound sincere, I

Made it up, up, up

Made it up, up, I

Made it up, up, up

Made it up, up, I

Made it up, up, up

Made it up, up, I

Made it up, up, up

Made it up, up, I

What has happened to me did I really tell the truth

Could have blamed a kid but I admitted to a toot

This is for the best now you can never lie again

Go and tell the truth and you will make so many friends

That thing on your head looks like a skunk glued to a cat

You should really think about a sport other than that

No I didn’t study teacher you know I don’t care

You smell like a frog barfed in your dirty underwear

La-la-liar liar

Pa-pants on fire

What the heck is happ’ning?!?

I can’t stop from telling truth

La-la-liar liar

Pa-pants on fire

If I’m being honest

I could use a lie or two – I can’t

Make it up, up, up

Make it up, up, can’t

Make it up, up, up

Make it up, up, can’t

Make it up, up, up

Make it up, up, can’t

Make it up, up, up

Make it up, up, can’t

I lied about / everything, can’t give you / anything

Lemme say / I don’t care / what you think

I don’t care if you / vote for me I’m just a / wannabe

This kid he is gonna be

The next class presi- / dent

Give him your / vote and he will repre- / sent, like

You know that he got your / back

Thing about / me is I don’t give a / drat

And he’s got a nice smile

He got some rizz and yeah he got some style

And when he talks you know he is so clever

I would be down to hang out whenever

And every day I think about you

I don’t know what it is about you

Why do you look at me and I blush

(dramatically embarrassed) OMG I think I have a crush!!!

La-la-liar liar

Pa-pants on fire

I didn’t mean it!

And you’re icky and you’re gross

La-la-liar liar

Pa-pants on fire

You’d better watch it

Keep it up and you’ll be toast

Keep it up, up, up

Keep it up, up,

Keep it up, up, up

Keep it up, up,

Keep it up, up, up

Keep it up, up,

Keep it up, up, up

Keep it up, up,