Madonna's a Dick (Live)

I’m so tough, am I not tough enough?

Am I too sexy, not sexy enough

To be your leading lady?

I can’t speak when you’re on top of me

So I just sing and I shove and dress you up in my love, ah

That’s how I’ll win

Yeah, Madonna’s a dick

Yeah, that woman’s a bitch

Oh, she’s just a slut

Because she gets what she wants

But if she were a dude

And she was giving that attitude

They’d probably give her a raise

She’d be the president of the United States

Yeah, Madonna’s a dick

I’m so sorry, am I not sorry enough?

Am I too crazy, not crazy enough

To be your fantasy?

My scuffed knees in between my make believe

Looking for my lucky star

On the other side of a scratched and cracked and bashed in

Glass ceiling

Yeah, Madonna’s a dick

Yeah, that woman’s a bitch

Oh, she’s just a slut

Because she gets what she wants

But if she were a dude

And she was giving that attitude

They’d probably give her a raise

She’d be the president of the United States

Yeah, Madonna’s a dick

I am a sister

A daughter

A weakness?

I’m out of line

I’m falling to pieces, it’s true

This is a system

I’m fodder

A business

I stay in line, I’m a sad little missus for you

Yeah, Madonna’s a dick

Yeah, that woman’s a bitch

Oh, she’s just a slut

Because she gets what she wants

But if she were a dude

And she was giving that attitude

They’d probably give her a raise

She’d be the president of the United States

Yeah, Madonna’s a dick