If I Were You

If I were you I would break up with me

If I were you I’d cry

Take down the pictures and tear off the sheets

If I were you

If I were you I would plan it all out

Start with a “hey, let’s talk”

Break it off sweetly and land on your feet

If I were you

I’m self aware and not the kind that makes it better

Can’t keep my feet off the glass

I’m self aware but you’re the one that knows me better

So why not?

Color me stupid and call me maroon

Do what the truth did to billy buffoon

Say what you’re thinking there’s no need to lie

He’s sitting there with his face in the pie

Don’t overthink it the way that you do

Try not to let me slide

Cause if I were you I would break up with me

If I were you I would break up with me

Tear me apart just to see what you’ll see

Break up with me