Christmas Dirtbag

First night of Noel

Asleep with the fire burning

Jingling bells

And sugarplum fairies turning

But I don't see

Any presents for me

Does Santa Claus know who I am?

Does Santa Claus even care about me?

'Cause I'm just a Christmas dirtbag, baby

Yeah, I'm just a Christmas dirtbag, baby

Santa forgot all about me, baby

Tonight, ooh

Yeah, Liz got a doll

The one she was asking for

And Pete got it all

A baseball bat and a ball

Did anyone see

Any presents for me?

Does Santa Claus know who I am?

Does Santa Claus even care about me?

'Cause I'm just a Christmas dirtbag, baby

Yeah, I'm just a Christmas dirtbag, baby

Santa forgot all about me, baby

Tonight, ooh

Oh yeah, Santa

He don't know who his list is missing

Oh yeah, Santa

You don't know who your list is missing

Maybe I'm too old

Believing in Santa's creepy

Lo and behold

I see coming down the chimney

A bright red suit

And reindeer to boot

Could Santa Claus know who I am?

Could Santa Claus really care about...

"I've got two tickets to AC/DC, BB

Aftershow party at CBGB's

I'm just a Christmas dirtbag, BBB

Like you, ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho"

Oh yeah, Santa

We're going to see AC/DC

Oh yeah, Santa

I'm going to see AC/DC

Oh-oh-oh-oh

Ho, ho, ho

Ho, ho, ho

Ho, ho, ho

Ho, ho, ho