Aspirin 'Twixt Our Knees (Live)

I asked my mom how I could be the best I am

She said if you do just one thing, you surely won't be damned

Well, then I asked "what is it?" And she answered so demure:

"Just keep your knees together, love, and always you'll be pure."

We were taught to keep an aspirin twixt our knees

To keep us out of trouble so our mothers would be pleased

But then I learned a secret, a trick that I will share

My fingers they still fit between, no need for an affair

When she said "be pure," I asked her what she meant

Did she mean pure of heart, or mind, or always pay your rent?

But no, she said, none of that matters in the slight

Keep penises away from you, and then you'll be all right

We were taught to keep an aspirin twixt our knees

To keep us out of trouble so our mothers would be pleased

But then I learned a secret, a trick that I will share

My mouth and tongue they still could pleasure all the ladies fair

And though I had some friends abstaining happily

So many of us sat around, confused as we could be

A cock is such a tiny thing to have so much control

Over our worth as people and our demarcated role

We were taught to keep an aspirin twixt our knees

To keep us out of trouble so our mothers would be pleased

But then I learned a secret, a trick that I will share

I never had an interest in activities down there

So those of us who wanted more decided to uprise

Deciding for ourselves exactly what went 'tween our thighs

We are the revolution, a movement going strong

Of folks who are defined by more than someone's else dong

We were taught to keep an aspirin twixt our knees

To keep us out of trouble so our mothers would be pleased

But then I learned a secret, a trick that I will share

They still can bend me over and then claim my derriere

Abstaining is an option, but it's not the only one

If / you play with someone else's bits / your worth is not undone

If anybody tells you / you're a slut or you're a whore

Say "Yes I am" quite proudly and then / show that fuck the door!