My Hat

My hat, my hat Where did I put my hat? All I know is I can't go outside like that So where did I put my gosh darn hat? My phone, my phone Where did I put my phone? I can't leave the house without my phone 'Cause then I'd be alone But without my hat and without my phone I'm a hat-less, phone-less person And that's okay anyway My shoes, my shoes Where did I put my shoes? I might step on gum or a bunch of screws That's why I need to find my gosh dang shoes My head, my head Where did I put my head? Maybe I should swap it for a computer instead Because at least a computer could find my phone But without my shoes or without my head I'm a shoe-less, headless person And that's okay Let's focus on finding my phone Is it way down low or is it way up high? All I know for sure is that it's underneath the sky Somewhere That's what I'm talking about Somewhere You can call me on the phone somewhere My hat, my hat Where did I put my hat? All I know is I can't go outside like that So where did I put my gosh darn hat 'Cause without my hat and without my phone And without my shoes and without my head I'm just a forgetful person And that's okay anyway I still have to go and start my day