Ladies in the Church Choir

There's a singing contradiction in the third row of the alto section

They whisper ‘hind their hymnals bitching ‘bout who they think won't get into Heaven

Well, Jesus loves me, this I know, but not because they told me so

'Guess I don't fit their mold, 'bout time I toss this robe

Hallelujah! Amen, I ain't like them by the grace of God

Hallelujah, I could throw them stones, but why egg 'em on?

If the only thing here close to Jesus is box-dyed hair with how they tease it

Hallelujah! Amen, I ain't like them, nah, ladies in the church choir

Look at her, bless her heart, could that hemline get any higher?

Know your place, know your part

Well, I've never done unto them what they think that they can do unto me

Yeah, I've never said "Hey Brittany, if you lose some weight, then you might be pretty"

After hearing that preacher preach 'bout lovin' on everybody

Hallelujah! Amen, I ain't like them by the grace of God

Hallelujah, I could throw them stones, but why egg 'em on?

If the only thing here close to Jesus is box-dyed hair with how you tease it

Hallelujah! Amen, I ain't like them, nah, ladies in the church choir

Well, Jesus loves me this I know, but not because they told me so

Hallelujah! Amen, I ain't like them by the grace of God

Hallelujah, I could throw them stones, but why egg 'em on?

If the only thing here close to Jesus is box-dyed hair with how you tease it

Hallelujah! Amen, I ain't like them, nah, ladies in the church choir

Ooh, yeah, ladies in the church choir

Look at her, bless her heart, could that hemline get any higher?

Know your place, know your part

Ladies in the church choir