Dog Song

I swear I got so high that I heard my dog speak

He told me I should get a job so I could buy him treats

I swear I got so high I woke up on the couch

My neighbor standing over me yelled get out of my house

I lost my keys

I left them in the fridge last week

I guess it's fine

We're at this moment in my life

Whoo Hoo

Whoo Hoo

I guess I'm overdone

Whoo Hoo

Whoo Hoo

Stay up until the sun

I swear I got so high I couldn't find my feet

They were where my hands should be I couldn't turn on the TV

I swear I got so high that I burned down my house

I was cooking casserole and forgot to take it out

I lost my keys

I left them in the fridge last week

I guess it's fine

We're at this moment in my life

Whoo Hoo

Whoo Hoo

I guess I'm overdone

Whoo Hoo

Whoo Hoo

Stay up until the sun

Whoo Hoo

Whoo Hoo

Whoo Hoo

Whoo Hoo