歌詞
Here comes that time of year
When all your family's here
Turn up that Christmas cheer, cuz
You're at home
Your father's goin' off again
About the state of Washington
(It's a mess)
He then reminds you all again
How much he knows
(Now here's the deal)
Your mother micromanages
Tells tales of disadvantages
Your cousin up and vanishes
Who knew she smoked?
(I had no idea)
Fa-La-La-La-La-La
Fa-La-La-La-La-La
Fa-La-La-La-La-La
You're at home, and you say
(Faaaa) (La-La-La, La-La-La)
(Faaaa) (La-La-La, La-La-La)
And you say
(Faaaa) (La-La-La, La-La-La)
(Faaaa) (La-La-La)
To you
(When am I having grandkids?)
And you and you
(Your sister doesn't seem to mind)
And you, too
(Are you gaining weight?)
But, not to you!
Your sister's now a graduate
But still can't find a job that's adequate
(I've been looking)
Your grandpa isn't having it
(Mehhhh)
And falls asleep
(*snoring sound*)
Your brother's now a pacifist
But, you wouldn't get the half of it
(It's complicated)
Turns out your uncle's racist
And didn't know
(I didn't mean it like that)
(Faaaa) (Christmas) (La-La-La, La-La-La)
(Faaaa) (Christmas) (La-La-La, La-La-La)
And you say
(Faaaa) (Christmas) (La-La-La, La-La-La)
(Faaaa) (Christmas) (La-La-La, La-La-La)
And you say
(Faaaa) (Christmas) (La-La-La, La-La-La)
(Faaaa) (Christmas) (La-La-La, La-La-La)
And you say
(Faaaa) (Christmas) (La-La-La, La-La-La)
(These people are driving me crazy)
(Faaaa) (Christmas) (La-La-La, La-La-La)
Here comes that time of year
When all your family's here
Turn up that Christmas cheer, cuz
You're at home
Here comes that time of year
When all your family's here
Turn up that Christmas cheer, cuz
You're at home
Fa-La-La-La-La-La
Fa-La-La-La-La-La
Fa-La-La-La-La-La
You're at home
Written by: Spencer Albee
