I'M A RAT

I’m a Rat in a trap and I’m happy about that

Because everyone believes that I was caught

Now they feel so good about themselves cuz they liked to watch me suffer

Until they found it in their hearts to help me out

So I thanked them and apologized for all my bad behavior

I blamed it on my addiction to cheese

Now everybody likes me and thinks I’m rehabilitated

And I finally get to do what the fuck I please

I’m a Rat and I don’t wanna hear your sermon, I’m a vermin

And I'm always gonna gnaw on things I know will aggravate you

I’m a Rat acting like a good doer till I go back to my sewer

And ingest my chosen poisons

I’m a Rat, I’m a Rat, I’m a Rat, I’m a Rat

And I put myself in that trap

Cuz I’m a rat

Who won't race your human races

I don’t want the pole position, I won’t live a competition

I’m a rat

Who figured out how to win without anybody losing

Or at least not ever knowin'

They were beaten

Cuz I’m a Rat

I'm a Rat

I'm a Rat

I'm a Rat

I'm a Rat

And I put myself in that trap

And I'm happy about that