Grinch is Real (from Gabe and Alden's Holiday Party)

When we were young, we all believed in that perfect yuletide icon

The one who every christmas eve the kids try to lay eyes on

His home up north, his antlered friend those yellow eyes, that twinkle

The christmas saint who i defend and, it sure as hell ain't kringle

Oh, the grinch is real, though we are far too quick to dump it

The grinch is real and he is watching from mount krumpit

Oh, i've lost my faith in many things but, on one thing i insist

The grinch is real and whoville is a place that does exist

The government has tricked us into thinking that it's fake

They undermined professor suess cause they're afraid that we'll obey

This green and fuzzy turncoat who is a threat to corporate greed

Because steals the things you think you want but not the things you need

And that's grinch's deal, but uncle sam ain't having this

He knows the grinch is real, and that cindy lou's an activist

Oh, a Whobilation waits for us on the other side of glory

Don't trust the santa clause agenda, they want to keep grinch out the story

But, i believe deep in my soul i cannot be moved

I know that if we listen close like, horton we can can hear those whos

Telling us to put our faith in that garbage eating martyr

And when we do our tiny hearts will grow three sizes larger

Grinch is real

And santa's a liar reindeer cannot fly, but you can strap a horn to your dog

Grinch is real

Grinch doesn't see you when your sleeping, he just sees you when he sees you

Grinch is real

There's a 1000 mall santas, but you won't catch the grinch in a mall

Grinch is real

He's got termites in his smile, we've all had bugs in our mouths

The grinch is real

I've had bugs and, you've had bugs

Grinch is real

Bugs bugs bugs bugs

Oh, he'll carve roast beast for anyone that joins him for a meal

And the one thing i know is true, is that the grinch oh the grinch is real

Woo woo lou who