Absolute Pro

Why do I feel like a labrat? Pushing the pleasure-lever to death I'm doom scrolling, just zoning In my digital meth My real life cries Missing everyone that I meet I'd trade in thirst-trap Snaps for real-life bodyheat GPT laughs cause the humans are dead And now I'm only worth as much as the prompts in my head I should feel lucky that I'm walking in this century I try to smile in denial of my ChatGPTSD I'm an Absolute Pro I'm an Absolute Pro now There's nothing quite like bad news to chase away the blues To drain my energy and leave me less enthused About life and confused on my moral attitudes Sacrificing my emotions at the altar of views Gimme scary headlines to waste away my time To get me up in arms about the latest hate crime I'm no longer feeling fine; Got a cortisol high They undo the good work of all my SSRI's I'm dying I'm an Absolute Pro (Arianaggrandizing) I'm an Absolute Pro now (Alpha-dad grab bag) Yeah, I'm an Absolute Pro (Abraham Link-in-bio) I'm an Absolute Pro now (Nepo Baby BBQ) My rizz is dead; feel like a fish out of water All while my almond mom is bingeing bottomless enchiladas My inner Leo is loose Regaling Taylor Swift dupes It's giving Corps-core, cottage-core With Hailey B. juice Crusty eyed dogs trip on fluoride stairs With incognito mode karen Getting that boyfriend air-in All my squeaky clean girls been scrapping their build I'm shexting customer service But they just read me to filth because I'm I'm an Absolute Pro I'm an Absolute Pro now (Live Laugh Lyme-Disease) 'Cause I'm an Absolute Pro (Emoji-shaming at the Airport) I'm an Absolute Pro now (Reddit-It) Yeah, I'm an Absolute Pro (Here for a long-time, not a good time) I'm an Absolute Pro now (Red-Flags Magic Mountain) And I'm an Absolute Pro (Fire-breathing Drag'n'drop) I'm an Absolute Pro now