Bleach For Christmas

Everybody's up, at the crack of dawn

And Santa ate all my cookies in the night, now he's just gone

He didn't leave me no presents, just an eviction notice at the door

All I got is this blank stare, a cat, and my favorite chair

I just want a little bit of peace, all I need now is my sweet release

Please buy me bleach for Christmas

I don't need no presents

All I need is some bleach

Please buy me bleach for Christmas

Everybody's up, at the crack of dawn

And Santa ate all my cookies in the night, now he's just gone

He didn't leave me no presents, just an eviction notice at the door

All I got is this blank stare, a cat, and my favorite chair

I just want a little bit of peace, all I need now is my sweet release

Please buy me bleach for Christmas

I don't need no presents

All I need is some bleach

My bleach on Christmas