I Can’t See Anything I Don’t Like About You

My love is not eternal, falls far as Dante's Inferno

I am prone to fits of fright, moments of intense neuroticism

But when I'm good, Good God, I'm great, Great Scott, my heart does palpitate

But you've all heard this all before, so I will try and elaborate

I am Wirt with the cassette, I am Joel, post memory reset

I am Clementine with hazel eyes, and botched green hair in disrepair

I am Ramona's evil exes, I am all of her best interests

I am everyone and everything all of the time, oh God, I'll be

I'll bring the nachos to your barbeque, the nicotine, and nettles too

I exist inside this puzzle, we all exist within this room

Playing games about our names, signifiers, so hard to change

I play along but I'm not here, I'm lying face down in your neighbour's pool

I am Wirt with the cassette, I am Joel, post memory reset

I am Clementine with hazel eyes, and botched green hair in disrepair

I am Ramona's evil exes, I am all of her best interests

I am everyone and everything all of the time, oh God, I'll be

Soaking in the chlorine, wish to smell so Sunday morning

When my friends would all go swimming, I would drown within the shallow end

And the kids were all relentless with their teases and their tempers

I sleep better on the sofa, please do not take me to the bedroom

I am Wirt with the cassette, I am Joel, post memory reset

I am Clementine with hazel eyes, and botched green hair in disrepair

I am Ramona's evil exes, I am all of her best interests

I am everyone and everything all of the time, oh God, I'll be