4rd Lobotomy

35 pieces of ham in my yard?

I have very very very very strict and I hate ham

And they force me to eat ham (Yeah)

As soon as I get home from school (Which is 6 hours)

I get straight home I had to go to bed without meatworm

Why the hell would you fucking say that?

What the hell does that even mean?

You know, I think it's time for your...

Fucking lobotomy

4rd fucking lobotomy

Fucking lobotomy

4rd fucking lobotomy

I stare at the ham on my plate and it comes alive

32 terabytes of ham on my hard drive

I'm so fucking insane, it's like I'm always high

Too much more of this and I'm gonna die

The police are looking for me up and down

But I'm not even in this fucking town

My mom told me this fantastic plan

Something that would make me a better man

She said

"You know, you've been acting awfully weird lately"

"And I'm very worried about your health"

"So I want you to go see that one doctor" (Um)

"You know, the one that does the..."

Mom, what exactly are you trying to say?

If you want me to go see a therapist I will

It's not like there's anything wrong with me

Just tell me what it is you're trying to say

"Honey, I think its time for your..."

Fucking lobotomy

4rd fucking lobotomy

Fucking lobotomy

4rd fucking lobotomy

God, I've had so many fucking lobotomies

Oh, my head

Oh god, my fucking head

Brain freeze, dude

(You're a funny looking fella, aren't ya?)

(Don't! That's my grandma!)

("That's my grandma." I ATE MY GRANDMA)