Have You Even Heard of The Beatles?

He guards the fortress with The sharpest of ears He's used them for years Don't even ask about The glory days of rock & roll The years took their toll He swears they're gone, but I swear they're still here, then he says "Have you even heard of The Beatles?" I think I heard 'em in a pharmacy Let's ride in yellow submarines now Do you even know what that means? Have you heard? Have you heard? I keep my guilty head low As I approach the gate He'll decide my fate I hope that he won't notice All the women and their gazes Under scratched jewel cases (He's just pieces of you) The fingerprints of others Who won this battle before But he says "Have you even heard of the Beatles?" I think I heard them on a late night drive Blackbirds and Something about Diamonds How does he know it's gonna be alright? Have you heard? Have you heard? Na na na na Na na na na na na na Now somebody's trash Is all of my treasure I'm flipping through stacks of gold I'm on the right track The music's my measure No matter what I'm told It's always "Have you even heard of The Beatles?" No, but I love Sheryl Crow Won't bring you down If it makes you happy (It can't be that bad) You sing at me like I should know Yes, I've heard of The Beatles They're from across the universe I might confuse them with The Eagles But I don't know which one is worse Have you heard? Have you heard? I think I've heard Have you heard? Na na na na Na na na na na na na