Buy My Art Before I Die

Kiss me where the sun don't shine

Coca Cola and red wine

Far too much and out of sight

You could buy my art before I die

Super smart and a little bit sexual

A goon or a bachelor

Yeah, I'm pretty darn flexible

Stay with me, I won't disappoint

And buy my art before I die, yeah buy my art before I die

Stay with me, I will give you a home

And buy my art before I die, yeah buy my art before I die

Do you really need the same old band?

Or is it just another red right hand?

I've heard the same song a million, a million, a million times within

A few days on my playlist

The same formula, the same AH-AH-AH-AH-AH

Stay with me, I won't disappoint

And buy my art before I die, yeah buy my art before I die

Stay with me, I will give you a home

And buy my art before I die, yeah buy my art before I die

You might fool the kids, but watch out, I'm onto this and

You might fool the kids, but watch out, I'm onto this

Do you have an ounce of self-respect?

Then turn off the WiFi - HAAAAAH

Stay with me, I won't disappoint

And buy my art before I die, yeah buy my art before I die

Stay with me, I will give you a home

And buy my art before I die, yeah buy my art before I die

You might fool the kids, but watch out, I'm onto this and

You might fool the kids, but watch out, I'm onto this