Boyfriends

We went to the movies Cause we ran out of things to say I got covid You cut off your split ends I went to college Read some books Had some nightmares Made some good friends Made some good friends We got big plans Gonna move, gonna start a band But we got boyfriends But we got boyfriends We got big plans Gonna move, gonna start a band But we got boyfriends But we got boyfriends Me and my friends, we don't like men But we got boyfriends But we got boyfriends Me and my friends, we don't like men But we got boyfriends But we got boyfriends We went to the gas station To steal coffee creamers Cause we got nothing better to do I put something in my pocket for you I used to sneak in through your window by the back door But your parents got an alarm system So I don't do that anymore We promised we would live together in a tree And watch the world end But you got a boyfriend I got a... really cool pen But you got a boyfriend Me and my friends, we don't like men But we got boyfriends But we got boyfriends Me and my friends, we don't like men But we got boyfriends But we got boyfriends Symptoms may include Low self esteem Short term memory loss when it comes to commitments to friends Sudden personality changes Sudden urge to be alone Impaired judgment Lack of freedom COVID... maybe?