tom did

40p for the canned drink, round off to the backflip

If you wanna match this, then I'll give you a mad tip

I wrote a twelve-page guide and I hid it in a attic

I'm up to my mad tricks, I do a magic trick with a matchstick

And I'm expecting a grand tip, I went slow in a fast car

I'm on Taskmaster tryna know what the tasks are

I'm sat in a class bar, it's like a shooting star the way I threw my glass far

It's like a shooting star the way I threw my glass far

Who wants it?

Someone took my Match Attax and I'm greeting them with a drop kick

I bought a size three football then lost it

I saw an open door then said, "Watch this", and I walked in

He said, "Who's that, that just walked in", I said, "Tom did"

I'm two hours late to the call, I'm sorry, I spent two hours staring at the wall

But I'm fine now, did you find out how to put those slits in my eyebrows?

I bought a vintage Golf just to drive round, it's been sat in my drive for time now

I'm an optimistic kid, who's got a Rolex that don't fit

But even if it did, I'd wear it out and it'd get kicked

I bought a Daim bar for a quid, I don't mind them, but they'd never be my first pick

Who wants it?

Who wants it?

Who wants it?

Who wants it?

Who wants it?

Someone took my Match Attax and I'm greeting them with a drop kick

I bought a size three football then lost it

I saw an open door then said, "Watch this", and I walked in

He said, "Who's that, that just walked in", I said, "Tom did" and they got pissed

Who wants it?

Someone took my Match Attax and I'm greeting them with a drop kick

I bought a size three football then lost it

I saw an open door then said, "Watch this", and I walked in

He said, "Who's that, that just walked in", I said, "Tom did" and they got pissed

I said, "Tom did" and they got pissed