All That School For Nothing

I lost my patience several decades ago

Around the time I was in utero

They taught me all about hyenas and vultures

I saw them worshipping their tyrants with sculptures

It takes olympic-level instestinal fortitude

To watch what you are doing to your food

I'd rather watch a seagull swallow a rabbit

You see an opportunity so you grab it

All that school for nothin'

Heavens to Betsy, Baby, you're really something

All that therapy and money down the toilet

I could tell you your future, but I don't wanna

Spoil it

I got the seven-year itch about 2 minutes in

When they told me 'bout the concept of original sin

I learned a lot watching the films of S. Kubrick

I saw them worshipping large pieces of fabric

All that school for nothin'

Heavens to Betsy, Baby, you're really something

All that therapy and money down the toilet

I could tell you your future, but I don't wanna

Spoil it

You're not honest, you're just a prick

The personification (human version) of a selfie stick

All that school for nothin'

Heavens to Betsy, Baby, you're really something

All that therapy and money down the toilet

I could tell you your future, but I don't wanna

Spoil it

All that school for nothin'

Heavens to Betsy, Baby, you're really something

All that therapy and money down the toilet

I could tell you your future, but I don't wanna

Spoil it