My life's been feeling kinda tragic

Think I'll pick up some boys and emotional baggage

Everybody else already has it

So I need something dramatic

Ooh-ooh-ooh, something's gotta give

Ooh-ooh-ooh, it's making me sick

I want that guess what happened?

You'll never believe who I just left with, slept with

SOS a mess

It's giving dirty little secret that I wanna tell my friends

Like Oops, I shouldn't do it, but I did it again

You can say that I'm a lot, but I do it for the plot (plot)

Blowing all my money for the hell of it

Getting back with my ex who's irrelevant, (yeah)

Getting trashed on a Tuesday night

Maybe I'll start a fight like

I want that guess what happened?

You'll never believe who I just left with, slept with

SOS a mess

It's giving dirty little secret that I wanna tell my friends

Like oops, I shouldn't do it, but I did it again

You can say that I'm a lot, but I do it for the plot

Ooh-ooh-ooh, I know it's kinda dumb, but-

Ooh-ooh-ooh, shit, you're only young once

Ooh-ooh-ooh, I guess feeling something is better than feeling nothing

Guess what happened?

You'll never believe who I just left with, slept with

SOS a mess

It's giving dirty little secret that I wanna tell my friends

Like oops, I shouldn't do it, but I did it again

You can say that I'm a lot, but I do it for the plot