Good Advice

My advice is as good as gold

Endless ideas that you wanna be told

I got the inside scoop on the way to live life

So gather 'round, and I'll give you some good advice

Lemme hear it, then

I'm sure you've heard, "Don't eat yellow snow"

But if it's got any color, it should be a no-go

If you wanna win dodgeball, dodge the ball

'Cause if you don't get hit, then your team can't fall

When you go outside, beware of the sun

And if you keep your pants on, you won't burn your bum

Before you hop in the car on vacation mode

Make sure you take a big pee, then hit the road

That's some good advice

Um

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I'on know

I give really good advice

It's okay, I guess

My advice is as good as gold

Endless ideas that you wanna be told

I got the inside scoop on the way to live life

So gather 'round, and I'll give you some good advice

Try again

Don't judge a book by only its cover

Give it a sniff, see what you discover

The early bird always gets the worm

So if you're a worm, sleep in

If you ever feel a little rumble in your tummy

You may have had too much of that yummy-yummy

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

Unless you get sick, then you should go anyway

That's some good advice

Really?

It's some solid advice

That's it?

I give the best advice

It's really not that good

My advice is as good as gold

Endless ideas that you wanna be told

I got the inside scoop on the way to live life

So gather 'round, and I'll give you some good advice

I hope that's it

My advice is as good as gold

Endless ideas that you wanna be told

I got the inside scoop on the way to live life

So gather 'round, and I'll give you some good advice

Well, you're certainly confident, I'll give you that