Ohio (feat. Carol Burnett)

Why, oh why, oh why, oh Why did I ever leave Ohio? Why did I wander to find what lies yonder When life was so cozy at home? Wondering while I wander Why did I fly? Why did I roam? Oh why, oh why, oh Did I leave Ohio? Maybe I'd better go O-h-i-o Maybe I'd better go home Mother, this song still doesn't explain Why you abandoned your children Ohio was stifling And we couldn't wait to get out of the place And I told you, Sue "We're going to be hunting Nazis" And Pop said, "Sue, this might take a little while" Well those Nazis are slippery And me hunting them down in Lima, Peru And we'd get postcards from Niagara Falls While I'm stalking Mangala in Boluvene Malls Three times a year we'd get crackling phone calls Happy Birthday Hunting Nazis Merry Christmas Hunting Nazis Homesick Abandoned Heartsick Neglected Thank heavens, we're free! Why, oh why, oh why, oh Why did I ever leave Ohio? Oh, why oh, why oh Did I leave Ohio? Maybe I'd better stay Home