We're the Yeastie Girlz

We're on the radio now

We wanna talk about sex but we're not allowed

'Cause FCC is crackin' down hard

They want everything to sound just like a Hallmark card

They won't even let us talk about number two

But I wonder what they call it when they get it on their shoe

We know what word they're using but we can't say it

'Cause the FCC is full of bullsh—

We're the Yeastie Girlz and we're here to say

That you'd better do something and right away

Yeah, you'd better wake up and start using your head

Because your First Amendment rights are just about dead

Well the FCC will tell ya or haven't you heard?

They think that freedom of speech is a dirty word

Well the Yeasties got a message for the people who agree

With the stupid regulations of the FCC

You think your kids will be corrupted if they hear about poo?

Well there's nothing wrong with them, we think the problem is you

Biology is neat, we like our bodies just fine

If you're telling us it's dirty, well we say you're lying

They call it a free country but it feels like a prison

So write the Federal Communication Commission

Get your pen and paper ready 'cause here's the address

1919 M Street Northwest

Washington D.C. 20036

So tell 'em that they're stupid

Yeah, tell 'em that they're destroying our expression 'cause they think it's outrageous

Tell 'em that they're living in the Dark Ages

We're the Yeastie Girlz, and we're here to say

We want the FCC to go away

Yeah, go away!