We were stuck at the hip by six

You were there for my first kiss

You ran away cause I got scared

Your friends laughed at me I swear

I didn't know how to cope growing up

Summer break couldn't come quick enough

I thought we'd be buds for life

'Til it all changed that one night

I thought you were different when I told you I loved her

Then the phone stopped ringing cause you changed your number

You told me I was your best friend

Then you made out with my girlfriend

Is that the reward that I get? Turns out that you're just a shithead

A lifetime of laughs and memories

For a pretty quick fling with some blondie

Did you not think to ask yourself

Should I not think of anyone else

You didn't care, not a care But what about me

What about me

We'd throw rocks in the water in the spring

Crack a beer and started singing

About how we'd never be apart

It fell short when you got your first job

Whatever happened to Mario Kart?

Then you started going out to bars

I thought we'd be buds for life

'Til it all changed that one night

I thought you were different when I told you I loved her

Then the phone stopped ringing cause you changed your number

You told me I was your best friend

Then you made out with my girlfriend

Is that the reward that I get Turns out that you're just a shithead

A lifetime of laughs and memories

For a pretty quick fling with some blondie

Did you not think to ask yourself

Should I not think of anyone else

You didn't care, not a care But what about me

What about me

What about me

Tattoos and horror stories

They meant a lot to me

Skateboards and football games

Bad choices, stupid names

You told me I was your best friend

Then you made out with my girlfriend

Is that the reward that I get Turns out that you're just a shithead

You told me I was your best friend

Then you made out with my girlfriend

Is that the reward that I get Turns out that you're just a shithead

A lifetime of laughs and memories

For a pretty quick fling with some blondie

Did you not think to ask yourself

Should I not think of anyone else

You didn't care, not a care But what about me

But what about me

What about me

What about me

What about me

What about me