Midlife Crisis Social Club

We’re the midlife crisis social club

Anyone can come and have some fun

Not later than 9pm and never on the weekdays and

Only when kids are asleep oh what fun!

The mortgages are being paid

The kids are being fed

They’re kicking and they’re screaming

Your wife never stops nagging

So when you feel like dying

Come on and join the club we’ll be together and be so miserable

We’re the midlife crisis social club

We’ll pretend that we’re still having fun

We’ll criticize everyone else and act like this is who we are

Cuz clearly, we’re not going thru a phase

Get yourself a brand-new car, or hang out at the bar

Think of plastic surgery, hair implants, rhinoplasty

Run away with someone younger

No one can understand how relevant we are

Forever young

We’re the midlife crisis social club….